If this were a real site, I wouldn’t be surprised. I really dig the “Hilton Handcuffs” and the “My Little Carbine”. Turns out, however, that you can’t really purchase a “Hello Kitty AK-47″ or a Mother Theresa-themed bazooka dubbed the “Motha’ T”. They may, however, have trouble arranging licensing for the “Care Bears Babysitter Kit” which includes a Care Bears Bulletproof Vest, a handy spent shell identification chart, and a first-aid kit with the charming “Sucking Chest Wound Bear” emblazoned on the front. Wow.

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