Hmmm not really, I mean I do think the N95 is a great device but Im more interested in the N96 as for what I’ve seen lately (besides the battery) so I dont think I’ll be getting one yet. I’ve used my homie’s N95-1 many times an I think I’ll wait to upgrade to something else.

Yurp Nokia FanBoy Reportin Fo Duty

Please dont talk about Aston Martin, they’re no different than Nokia phones. You expect expensive to equal better but sometimes it just gives more problems. The Vanquish isnt a bad comparison to the N95 though. Vanq’s cheap interior material, N95 ’s cheap plastic feel. Vanq’s unsmooth paddle shift gearbox, N95’s wobbly slider. Both not really worth the price tag just leave the customer with no choice. I’ll be the one popping Vanq’s tires and burning Nokia’s Flagship. And yes they do “move” you, arent all cars suppose to ? Ha

“Now when you look at this blog what do you see?”

Just another nerd who got out the cage and got on a computer.

“its really thick”

Thanks, thats what the ladies tell me.

“the slider slides too easily”

Looking for a thumb exercise try another phone.

“the adsence of a better keyboard is very irksome”

The adsence of you from the keyboard would of been awesome.

“the directional pad sucks for playing games”

You just suck at playing games, dont blame the dpad.

The Phony

“I just dont like Real or RealPlayer”

Dont hate the playa, hate the lame who hates the RealPlayer. Ya damn self.

“I believe that any real smartphone must have a touchscreen and a QWERTY keyboard.”

I believe that any real smartass must not touch any keyboard and post bad misguided info on blogs.

The Camera

“I can guarantee you that when people go to buy a phone, their first thought isnt about the camera”

I cant just seem to give you a bigger NO, unless front size is a option. What people are you talking about ?

Your handset should not include a front camera. I cant stand to set my eyes on the text you put together I doubt anyone would be excited to see your face.

Pictures are good but video recording got a long way to go. They say DVD like ? Not even VHS.

“the flash seems to work great”

I agree.

“Im a big fan of no flash shots”

Im not, say it with me…. Xenon.

“The Wrap Up”….? Its just too damn bad your dad didnt do the same. Let that “swim” in your thought process. (Yes pun intended)

“If it just slid the other way and had a little thumbboard, then I’d be all over it.”

Blah shut up, probably the only thing that interest you in the N95 was that ya’ll have something in common. Ya’ll both go both ways. The only thing you would be all over is Steve Job’s third leg. Bet ya’ll wont be getting off on the wrong foot, at least you wont.

“I have neither written one nor have an iPhone”

Such a shame. You a window shopping critic (window as in the computer one since you dont get out much) Dont own nothing but have the need to express how good you think it is ? Come on now be real. You dont deserve a N95, pass it on to someone who actually likes and appreciates it for what it is.

As for breathless reviews of the iPhone, I have neither written one nor have an iPhone. I compared the N95 8GB to the iPhone because it shares the most features with it and is generally considered Nokia’s entry into the iPhone killer market. The Nokia, however, is a fundamentally different device than the iPhone and cannot be directly compared.

As for the iPhone’s ability (or lack thereof) to play games, I was under the impression that iPod games worked on the iPhone. Is this not the case?

I know N95 is not beautiful. I don’t have one. Yet, I don’t have an IPhone too. Because in all fairness, breathless reviewers have moulded it into something it’s not. I do admit it has moving power, but comparing its crippled features to this beast is too much. I know it is possible to like iPhone more, but that doesn’t mean it’s a better device.

Please wake up and read reviews from places outside the US.