Just thought I’d clear that up. Apparently, some dork at Bloomberg pushed the template for Mr. Jobs’ obit after updating the file. This is a common practice among news agencies. They prep an obit for famous people so they are prepared when it happens, and it will happen. This is just a monumental screw up. He ain’t dead, folks. Here’s a piece on it to help in your de-griefing.

written by Tyler Regas