Jeremy Clarkson is right. Porsche’s designers suck, and not in a good way. The 911 has remained (thankfully) significantly unchanged for decades. Every single divergent path Porsche takes with the 911 design is fundamentally flawed and my evidence is in the (in order of hideousness) Boxster, Cayman, Cayenne, and now the pinnacle of fugliness, the Panamera. I cannot and will not be held responsible for anything which happens to you or any nearby family members as you view the following monstrosity.

I beg of you, Porsche. Please DO NOT produce this vehicle.

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